cat wif
wood
He sat down. He looked at the chart. Something happened. There is now a token, and it is far too late for any of us.
The flagship
The Cat Tail
Strap
The tail that wags the market.
$9.99
- 100% REAL CAT TAIL
- BOOSTS YOUR BAG
- DIAMOND HANDS ONLY
Not a real cat tail. No cat was consulted, harmed, or compensated.
The wardrobe
The tail
wears the hat
He does not wear the hat. He has never worn the hat. The hat goes on the tail, and the tail goes wherever it likes.
Bobble hat
Alps
Santa hat
Summit
Santa hat, shades
Tropics
Knit beanie
Fall
Santa hat, chain
Downtown
Santa hat, chain
The club
Straw hat
The villa
Toque, 3D glasses
Service
Stetson
High noon
On the record
Questions we
were asked
+−Why is the tail like that?
A raised tail is a documented sign of a happy, confident cat. The veterinary literature is unanimous. Whatever you are currently thinking is a you problem, and we would ask that you keep it largely to yourself.
+−Who is the team?
One cat. He does not attend meetings. He has never attended a meeting. Every attempt to schedule one has been met with precisely the behaviour you would expect.
+−Has the contract been audited?
Yes. He looked directly at it for roughly four seconds, then walked away and lay down in a patch of sun. We have elected to interpret this as approval.
+−Is there a whitepaper?
There was. He sat on it. It is now a bed, and it is his, and we are not in a position to ask for it back.
+−Is this a serious investment?
It is a photograph of a cat on a blockchain. We have at no point misrepresented this. At no point has anyone here said the word fundamentals.
+−What is the utility?
Merch that genuinely ships, and the quiet dignity of holding a coin your family will only ask you about once.
+−What if I lose money?
Then you will own a cat tail keychain, which is materially more than you owned before. We consider this a floor.
+−Will the tail ever go down?
Charts go up. Charts go down. The tail abides.
The group chat
Everyone is already
in there
Posting the tail in hats. Arguing about the chart. It is going about as well as you would imagine.